How to run for governor in Ohio...
1. Get elected to Cincinnati City Council.
2. Get caught paying for a hooker by check.
2. Get elected to mayor of Cincinnati.
3. Start your own TV show specializing cheating transvestite siblings.
4. Get named Democrat of the Year by the Ohio Democratic Party.
5. Sign a one year talk radio deal ending just in time to run for governor in 2006.
Friday, December 10, 2004
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